Randy Edward Miller

Hellbeast Randy Miller
Crime: Child Pornography, Pedophilia

A lot of people hate clowns. A lot of people are afraid of clowns. I don’t know if it’s the bizarre makeup or the fake smile or the over-the-top antics, but clowns don’t rank high in a lot of people’s estimation. And clowns like Randy Miller don’t help their cause.

Randy Edward Miller, aka Honker the Clown, aka Randolph the Balloonologist, of Napanee, Ontario, has been a very bad clown indeed. He’s the worst kind in fact — the kind that views small children as potential sex partners. That’s right, Honker is a pedophile. Gawd I hate pedophiles!

“For me, it’s about seeing the kids and seeing their faces,” Randy Edward Miller told the Kingston Whig-Standard in a 2002 interview. “I love seeing them smile. To be a clown is a lot of work but it’s worth it when you make someone happy.”

And who did Randy Edward Miller want to make happy? Himself, of course. For 17 years, as Honker the Clown, Randy had access to hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of children at parties, fairs, festivals and special events. And behind that painted smile I’m sure was a pervy leer.

Hellbeast Randy Miller“A clown with a good heart,” is what the 2002 Whig-Standard article said of him. Randy Edward Miller, as do most pedophiles, worked hard at gaining the trust of the adults and children in the community. Besides his public persona as Honker, Randy Edward Miller was also *surprise* a Beaver Leader with Scouts Canada! What an upstanding citizen he must be!

Imagine that — a pedophile working with children and then volunteering with children in his spare time. Sadly it is so typical.

And Randy Edward Miller even tried to adopt a child in 2002! He wanted a child to live with him. Praise the lord that that didn’t work out for him.

Well, at least the citizens of Napanee (all 15,000 of them) can rest knowing that this particular pedophile won’t be having any access to children any more.

Randy Edward Miller was one of 57 pedophiles arrested through Project Sanctuary, the huge international sting set up to catch these creeps. He was arrested on October 7, 2010 and charged with possession of child porn, making child porn available and sexual assault of a minor.

Randy Edward Miller was not expecting police to come knocking on his and his mother’s doors. He must have thought he was sharing his collection of child porn with like-minded colleagues safely and securely on the Internet. Hah!

When the police did come knocking, they seized two computers and cameras. They found around 63,176 images of mostly boys aged 3 to 5-years-old. No teens or tweens for Randy! Nope, he liked really young boys. In fact, in his Internet discussions with other members of the network he flat out said he “liked young boys.”

These photos encompassed the full spectrum of sexual acts.

Hellbeast Randy MillerNow Randy Edward Miller’s lawyer Constance Baran-Gerez argued in court that the number of images was inflated because a lot of them were duplicates. The police deemed 2809 as “unique” and then they also deemed 917 as “accessible”. I don’t even know what they mean by “accessible”! Does that mean 917 images were accessible for viewing via Internet link? I dunno, but I do know that 2809 of the 63,176 images were deemed unique.

That’s still 2809 images of little boys being molested and raped! How is that acceptable?

Hellbeast Randy Edward Miller, 40, pleaded guilty on April 7, 2011 to two counts of possessing child pornography, one count of making it available and one count of sexual assault on a minor.

Four family members, five advocates for tougher sentencing for pedophiles and the victim he sexually assaulted were in court to hear his plea.

Randy Edward Miller’s lawyer read his statement, “I stand here today with deep sorrow. I hurt a lot of people who trusted me. I am so sorry.”

Miller apologized to his family, the Scouts and his victim. And then he started the excuses. He suffers from a speech impediment and mental-health problems. Maybe those were linked to his sexual issues.

“I’m not sure what caused me to have this sexual desire, but I never liked it,” he wrote in his statement.

He doesn’t like it? The rest of us really don’t like it! And Randy Edward Miller may not have liked it, but he certainly pandered to it — surrounding himself with children for decades and accessing lots of child porn on the Internet.

Randy Edward Miller’s lawyer then did the big reveal — her client was abused as a child. That may be true. Sadly a lot of sexually abused children grow up to be perpetrators. But that does not mitigate Randy Edward Miller’s guilt!

Lawyer Constance Baran-Gerez then pointed out that the sexual assault her client pleaded guilty to had occurred 15 years before.

“He was able, over the last 15 years, to not assault other children,” she said. I think she left out, “and get caught.”

So this pedophile hellbeast Randy Edward Miller is to be applauded for only having ONE acknowledged child victim of rape? I don’t think so. Not in my book.

Justice Stephen Hunter sentenced Randy Edward Miller to 2 years in a federal penitentiary followed by 3 years of probation and subject to many conditions that could ban him from exposure to children for life.

Justice Hunter said the 2-year prison term would start the day of the sentence (6 months ago) — 1 year for the sexual assault and 1 year for the child porn charges. He also said that the 3 years of probation was the maximum probation period he could impose. Really? That is so pathetic.

Randy Edward Miller is henceforth banned for life from accessing a computer with Internet connection or having pictures of any children under the age of 16. He is banned for life from being near children: hanging around public parks, swimming areas, daycares, schoolgrounds, playgrounds and community centres are all no-nos for him now.

Randy Edward Miller’s name will be on the federal government’s sexual offenders registry for life and his DNA will remain on file for life.

“The risk factors are substantial,” Justice Hunter said while issuing the sentence. “I’m satisfied that a lifetime order is appropriate.”

I guess Randy Edward Miller needs a career change now. No more balloonologist for him! Maybe he’ll study accounting while he’s in prison. Oh, but no online courses for him! No careers with computers, the Internet, swimming, children! And no hobbies with those either!

I predict a somewhat unemployable future for Honker — not much work for a convicted pedophile clown.

Off to hell with you, Randy! There might be a career down there for you!

CNews article
Toronto Sun article

12 Responses to Randy Edward Miller

  1. Kimber says:

    I wish that I could cave in the face of every pedophile who ever brayed the words “I’m sorry” during a criminal trial.

    The only thing these perverts are sorry for is getting caught, every last one of them, and you cannot convince me that they don’t spend their entire sentence planning ways not to get caught in the future.

  2. Trace says:

    Good career for him is as a speed bump.

  3. Nic says:

    I’m sick of it! I’m downright to the point of protesting defense attorneys being able to use the excuse that they were abused as children. I was frigging abused. I was raped, molested, neglected to the extreme, beaten, and emotionally scarred. All of the above. You know what happened to me after that? I went through a lot of crap during my hormonal teenage years, then came to the resolution that people like that are wrong on so many levels. Trust me, there is nothing sexual about it. I learned from it. I accepted that I would not ever let them dictate the rest of my life again, and win! I’VE NEVER ABUSED A CHILD! I know right from wrong, and have a soul! I’m so friggin sick of it!!!! It’s not sexual at all, either. They have the look in their eyes that shows they see you as prey. Simple as that. They want to demolish their prey! The get off on being evil! Nothing more, nothing less, and there is no true defense for that.. Especially having gone through it! Someone, please, just stick these guys in a hole in the ground and seal it!

  4. moodymagic says:

    Die! Pedo! Die!

  5. My Opinion Only says:

    Would you consider blurring the face of the little girl in this photo? I hate the thought of her being “immortalized” with this pos d bag hellbeast aberration of society.

    Many thanks for your site. :-)

  6. Linda Beaudoin says:

    Were you aware of many convicted sex offenders who worked as clowns ?
    It is shocking Please tell people to support license with criminal records check GUESS WHAT City of Brampton will present their staff report that includes the opposition to license by clowns and children’s entertainers Please help the meeting is Aug 7th 2013 at 1:00pm 4th floor Brampton city hall Ontario Canada

  7. Linda Beaudoin says:

    Miller lawyer contacted the police to stop me from posting the video I took at court Protecting victims should come first

  8. Harry says:

    What happened to this guy. He should have been released by now.

  9. Harry says:

    So I guess this site doesn’t do followups? What’s the point of this site then if you don’t let people know where they are now. I want to know what happened to him.

    • Bengalpuss says:

      Harry he was sentenced to 2years jail time, the chances of it being news worthy about his release is minimal. Cleo tells the story and gives an update on the sentence if it hasn’t been carried out yet, but to expect her to give us updates through these shitbeasts lives is asking a bit too much. If you really want to know what happened after their sentences have been carried out then i suggest you google their names and find out yourself and maybe you could give us an update on this sick fuckers antic’s if you can find anything out.

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