Michael Porter

Hellbeast Michael Porter
Crime: Pedophile

The story of Michael Porter isn’t exactly hot off the presses, but it’s worth telling regardless. In 2007 Michael Porter of Okehampton Close, north London, pleaded guilty to 24 cases of indecent assault and gross indecency on children. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Another friggin’ pedophile. Gawd I hate pedophiles. They make my blood boil, and the case of Michael POS Porter almost turns my blood to steam.

See, Michael Porter assaulted children between 1986 and 2000. Do the math — that’s 14 years of active pedophilia. Fourteen whole friggin’ years! How the hell did that nasty POS get away with that? Well, Michael Porter worked under the guise of a ministerial servant for the Jehovah’s Witnesses. That’s right, he had a position of trust in the church, ministering to the people in the Clevedon area of North Somerset and in Portishead — with a whole lot of “ministering” to the little boys.

Being a trusted church member, an elder, Michael Porter managed to babysit a lot of children. And by “babysit” I of course mean molest. And by “a lot of children” I mean 13 boys. The youngest victim was an 18-month-old baby.

Michael the pedo Porter would take the young ones on holidays and invite them to his house for sleepovers. That makes alarm bells go off in my head — pedo alert! I’m sorry, but no matter how much I trust a man, I would never let my kids go to his place for a sleepover. Call me paranoid.

What Michael waste of flesh Porter did while babysitting was to sneak up on the little boys sleeping in their beds and grope and fondle them. He would also engage the boys in play fights and somehow manage to get his hands down their trousers.

Thank gawd he didn’t rape the tiny tots. What he did was bad enough, but at least some of the victims slept through the molestation, unaware they’d been touched.

Hellbeast Michael PorterMichael the perv Porter’s perverted activities were exposed when one victim reported it to the elders at the Jehovah’s Witness church in Portishead. Seeing that the gig was up, Porter the pedo confessed to his fellow church members and then to the police. Smart move.

On August 23, 2007, Michael the nasty POS Porter appeared before Recorder of Bristol Judge Tom Crowther QC at Bristol Crown Court to hear his sentence. Now remember, he pleaded guilty to not 1, not 2 but 24 counts of indecent assault and gross indecency on children.

It turned out that Recorder of Bristol Judge Tom Crowther QC was a pedophile’s wet dream. He listened so carefully to Michael Porter’s tale of woe, how he had a bad childhood, how he was under stress, how he’d gone to therapy and was now a changed man. Boo friggin’ hoo!

Ultimately Judge Tom Crowther QC decided that the poor pitiful pedo Porter should not go to prison! Not even one single day! Instead the judge handed him a 3-year “community rehabilitation” order. Ooooh, harsh! Oh, and he also banned the pervert from working with anyone under 18-years-old, plus he also put him on the Sex Offenders’ Register.

Excuse me but WTF? How was this sentence in any way, shape or form a deterrent? It wasn’t meant to be, apparently.

Judge Tom Crowther QC told the pedo Porter, “This is a case which in my experience is exceptional, in a sense historic and revealed by you in unusual circumstances which I am sure are linked with the faith by which you now run your life.



“I’m satisfied, having the advantage of a number of reports as to your early background, that the reasons for your behaving as you did are complex and personal and reveal that you were subject to pressures which make it understandable that you should have acted as you did in this case.



“What’s important, in terms of sentence, is to realise that you had changed your life before there was any question of these matters being revealed.



“I’m as satisfied as I can be, whereas in some circumstances punishment by way of imprisonment is inevitable in some cases, this is not one of those, and the proper sentence is a community rehabilitation order.”


OMG! That makes me livid! I believe the judge told the pedo that he had good reasons for being a pedo. And he believed that the pedophile, after 14 years of molesting, was a changed man after a dose of therapy.

What magical therapy would that be, hmmm? If there is a therapy that “cures” deviants like Michael Porter, why isn’t it in all the news, in magazine articles, on tv? Where are all the ex-pedophiles writing books about how they have been cured by this miracle pedo-therapy? Or the therapists for that matter — where are their books?

There are no magical, miracle therapies to cure sexual deviants like Michael Porter. *sigh* I wish there were.

Still, Judge Tom Crowther believed Michael the turdpile Porter when he said he had changed. How gullible.

Porter’s own sister, Tina Hughes, couldn’t believe her brother got off without prison time. She said, “I’m absolutely disgusted. I’m very angry. … We thought he would get a sentence of at least 12 months.”

Ms. Hughes had her own opinion about the judge which is much in keeping with my own.

“I think the judge was absolutely pathetic. He just took my brother’s side completely and believed that all he needed was a bit more therapy and now realized he had done wrong.



“Michael blamed his childhood for the attacks, which was a lie, but the judge ate it all up,” she said. (Michael lied? In court? Imagine that!)


“I just broke down in tears when the judge said he wasn’t going to jail. The whole courtroom went quiet. No one could believe it,” said Ms. Hughes.


“I can’t believe the judge thinks he is safe to be allowed out on the streets. He won’t stop.

… There’s no justice for the victims. No closure. He had no right to leave that court room.”

And then Ms. Hughes summed it all up nicely. 
”He has a lovely life. He has a religion standing by him. He has lost nothing. He’s just not human. He’s an evil monster. He can’t have a soul.”



Many members of the British public were outraged by the lack of punishment meted out to Michael hellbeast pervert Porter. And happily for the community, the victims, for justice, the Attorney General referred the case under the Unduly Lenient Sentence Scheme.

As the Attorney General said, “I referred the sentence given to Michael Porter to the Court of Appeal because I considered that the sentence did not adequately reflect the seriousness of the offences, the offender’s culpability, the harm caused to the victims and the need to deter others and protect the public.”

Hear, hear.

The Court of Appeal, in November 2007, threw Michael Porter’s ass into prison for 18 months. Now 18 months isn’t much, but it’s a whole lot better than none. But still, it isn’t much.

So those who can add have probably figured out that Michael the f*cking pedophile Porter has been walking among the British citizenry a free man for some time now. I cannot find out if he is still with his church, or if he has a position of authority over children. But if you encounter a man who looks like Porter’s photo who offers to babysit, kick him in the balls first, then grab your child and run.

And Michael Porter, wherever you are, I truly hope you have been “cured” of your deviance. Leave the children alone!

The Guardian article
Silent Lambs article

11 Responses to Michael Porter

  1. Eve says:

    What was the judge smoking? Seriously. Those families have been traumatized, and will probably never trust anyone with their children again. The parents probably blame themselves or each other for letting the monster near the children.

  2. moodymagic says:

    both sentences are a joke.

  3. The Jehovah’s Witnesses have a policy within their religion that protects pedophiles.

    The official policy is that the elders of the “Church” are supposed to handle the matter internally, without contacting the police. They do this so that shame will not be brought on the religion.

    It’s important that they keep a squeaky clean image to the public. Remember they believe they are the only “True” religion and all other Christian Churches are under the control of Satan. JW’s are not supposed to sue other JW’s or involve the police or courts.

    They believe these are Satan’s organizations and any crime by a JW should be dealt with internally.The elders will contact the police ONLY if they’re forced to by state law. Otherwise they are forced to follow official policy from headquarters. Some states require that “priests” or “pastors” report child abuse to the authorities. If they are not forced to report them than they cover it up.
    You might actually get a unreported pedophile knocking on your door next time they show up peddling pamphlets and selling “Eternal Life”.

    Danny Haszard *tell the truth don’t be afraid*

    • Trace says:

      Any organization, churches included, that colludes to cover up child abuse should face charges. A “man of God” isn’t to be trusted any more than any other acquaintance.

      • bengalpuss29 says:

        Well men of god haven.t been trusted for a long time, just look at the catholic churches covering up child abuse’s with a number of priests. They’ve been known to move a priest to another congregation rather than it becoming knowledge, and they’re still doing it today.

  4. bengalpuss29 says:

    He’ll only do 9 months. This piece of turd has sexually assaulted 13 boys and was given a sentence lighter than a shop lifter. The cabbage brained judge said that he’d sorted his problem out by counciling, he only started to seek counciling was because one of his victim’s told. If that young boy wouldn’t have said anything then that sick fuck would still be abusing young boys. And it makes you wonder whether the judge that gave him such a lenient sentence was because he was a paedaphile himself. I can.t think of any other reason why a judge wouldn’t have given a paedaphile a custodial sentence. That sentence sent out a message to other sick fucker’s that they can abuse children and get away with it.

  5. bengalpuss29 says:

    Well they seem to come round my neighborhood quite often with their “Watchtower & Awake” Pamphlets, and i once let them in, jesus christ they were like a bad disease, couldn’t get she of them. I can believe that, because it was him that went to the police not the elder from the witnesses even though he knew. If i found out that someone i knew what sexually molesting or any other abuse to a child my arse would be at that police station so quick that i’d be leaving dust behind me, the sentence was disgusting even after it had been revised.

  6. 2cute says:

    There is no way I would let a man babysit my babies, or have them for sleepovers. I don’t care if he’s a minister or the flipping pope! I don’t care if he’s a policeman or a teacher or a coach or a politician! I’d rather my babies stayed safe than take the risk just to spare some guy’s hurt feelings. Normal guys understand this and that’s why normal guys don’t ask to spend 1 on 1 time with your children.

  7. bengalpuss29 says:

    Make it understandable why you behaved in this way. What the fuck was this judge on LSD, ok then lets say i go out and murder 13 men, because when i was young i was beaten harshly by a man, does that mean i can get away with it because it was exceptional circumstances and plus im now a (Jahovahs witness) sic so im repenting my sins, exactly. That judge is one stupid twat. And plus he was only found out because one of his victim’s said something, so no i don.t believe this cunt is remorsefull. Make the punishment fit the crime, i don.t give a shit what kind of childhood he had theres no excuse for what this paedaphile bastard did. And do you know what, is that judge gonna be the one explaining to those children that the man that did bad things to them isn.t going to jail because he now goes to kingdom hall. And will the judge be paying for the therapy these boys will more than likely need, i doubt it. Im sick of stupid fucking judges that don.t properly sentence these cunt’s, it all wrong.

  8. Ginger says:

    The judge should be suspended without pay for at leaste two years , and then watched Closely because he might sympethise with this pos because he’s a pedo himself.

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