Jordan Lucas

Hellbeast Jordan Lucas
Crime: Animal Abuse

I hate Jordan Lucas of Vancouver, B.C. I don’t know him, but I know of him. And I hate him. Why? Because he is a kitten torturing asshole. Don’t worry — I don’t have photos of his feline victim.

Now to be clear Jordan Lucas has not gone to trial yet. He has been charged with a bunch of crimes including robbery and weapons charges. But because there is video evidence that this hellbeast himself filmed, I am going to concentrate on the kitten torture.

The B.C. SPCA first learned of the poor kitty’s torture and demise on April 26, 2012. A woman had purchased a used cell phone and to her horror she found it contained a video of the horrific crime.

The video itself was more than 50 minutes long. That’s 50+ minutes of a helpless black and white kitten being violently tortured and abused.

The poor little critter was thrown against furniture, punched, slapped, strangled, choked and spun around by a cord tied around its neck. The kitten could be heard crying and groaning throughout its ordeal. The poor little thing was in such pain.

“On the video, only a male’s hands are visible, but the left hand had a distinctive tattoo,” said SPCA investigator Marcie Moriarty.

The kitten’s ultimate demise was not recorded, but investigators believe it could not have survived its ordeal. Hell, after 50 minutes of torture …

The B.C. SPCA and the Vancouver police worked together to trace the cell phone and to match the tattoo. Their investigation led them to … Jordan the sadist Lucas.

Charges were approved and a warrant was issued for the bastard’s arrest.

Jordan Lucas, master criminal that he is, was arrested when transit police spotted a man and woman crouching behind a dumpster. They asked for ID and the f*cktard gave them his alias instead of his real name.

Actually, I am not surprised that he withheld his real name — he was wanted for a November 2010 robbery.

And then the f*cking idiot tried to flee. The transit officers had stopped the trains so his escape went nowhere. Sort of like his life.

Jordan POS Lucas tried to discard a few items while he was being questioned by officers. These items included several stolen ID cards and a stolen bank card.

Now Jordan the monster Lucas hasn’t been a decent citizen for a long time — his criminal record goes back over 10 years with a pile of theft, possession and drug charges. This is his first animal cruelty charge.

That is not to say the kitten in the video was his only victim.

If Jordan the kitty killer Lucas is convicted of animal cruelty, he could get handed a 5-year sentence, a $10,000 fine and a lifetime ban from owning animals. Let’s keep our fingers crossed, shall we?


Well, Jordan didn’t get the max. What he was sentenced to was 17 months in prison and 2 years probation. He received credit for the 10 months spent in prison awaiting trial. He was NOT banned for life from owning an animal.

It turns out that the BC SPCA had found a total of 36 videos of 5 cats and a mouse being tortured and killed over a two-month period in early 2012. Jordan Lucas is an evil animal abuser and now he’s a convicted one.

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21 Responses to Jordan Lucas

  1. Trace says:

    OK, this asshole is an evil little bastard and will hopefully get the maximum penalty. Anyone who can spend 50 minutes and more inflicting suffering on a helpless creature for fun does not deserve leniency. This sick little fuck needs teaching a lesson and hopefully he’ll be taught the lesson before he gets out of prison again.

  2. bulldoggy says:

    Cleo hates this fucktard and so do Charlie and I. And I bet Bengalpuss and Tyke will hate him too. Whose cat was it that was tortured? I hope when he gets out he is banned from owning pets forever. And I hope he learns what suffering is in prison so he’ll think twice before hurting anyone or anything ever again.

    • bengalpuss29 says:

      Your damn right bulldoggy, i’ve rubbed tyke’s fur so much he’s nearly gone bald. I don.t ever want to let him out again. Fucking bastard, and a stupid fucking bastard cunt at that. I bet the video of the kitten is just the tip of the iceberg. The only way goverment’s are gonna stop this cruelty to animals is to overhaul the pathetic sentences that they dish out. If one of these retarded imbecile’s knew they would get 10-15yrs for hurting defenceless animals, then they would be more reluctant to do it. We will never be able to fully stop these evil cunts, but at least give them a sentence that befit’s the crime. If a pitbull bites a human it has to be euthanized, its a shame we can.t euthanize this fucker. If i saw him on the street i’d baseball bat the cunt in his dome the kitty killing cunt.

      • bulldoggy says:

        Charlie and I would be willing to join you. I’ve got a baseball bat I could use. Good thing Cleo didn’t put pictures of the kitten from the video up or I’d be downright murderous toward this bastard. I’m already feeling none too kindly.

      • Karen says:

        Yes! These sorry excuses for human beings need to be caught up with and stopped! Full stop! Whatever it takes! No more excuses! Serious sentences! Sick fucks need to be dealt with!
        Geez, what does it take! Who tortures a kitten?! They need intervention in the worst way!!!

  3. 2cute says:

    Oooh, a kitten killer! And a stupid one too! He recorded the crime and then sold his cellphone with the video on it? Stooopid! I wish all criminals would do that. It would make bringing them to justice so much easier. Without that video, nobody would even know about that poor little kitten. Probably he’s killed lots and lots of little animals already because he’s definitely a sadistic bastard. I hope he gets the max!

    • bengalpuss29 says:

      Yes 2cute he’d definately becomes a contender for stupid cunt of the year. Good on the person who took the phone to the authorities. If jordan lucas, reads this blog i just wanna say to him “You stupid thick bastard, you have to hurt animals because your a fucking coward that can.t match up to a man, and if i ever came across you or knew where you lived, i’d have you kidnapped you cunt and thrown in the tiger or lion enclosures at the nearest zoo and wouldn’t leave until i was satisfied your chicken shit arse was mauled to shreds, i hope you die you bastard” That felt good 2cute getting that off my chest.

  4. bengalpuss29 says:

    Put it this way bulldoggy, if cleo would have put pictures up from that video, i would be booking my tickets to british columbia, with a baseball bat with nails hammered into the end, and i would make my very own torture video, by beating this cunt about his head and sensitive parts of his body. As soon as i started to read the post and came across kitten killer, i just knew i was gonna get really fucked off. How can anyone torture a poor little defenceless animal for 1 minute let alone 50mins. I don.t know if my behavior is normal when i see a little kitten. But i just want to take them home and love them, i laugh at them learning to stalk for prey (Bee’s, flies and butterflies) Is tyke’s prey. And just being cute. I don.t understand why someone would want to hurt cute puppies and kittens and all other animals. After reading this i feel a deep rage inside me, like you do bulldoggy, when you read articles about dogs being tortured. Cunts like this would crap themselves if a big man confronted them, cowards.

  5. moodymagic says:

    I to am totally disgusted and enraged by this useless piece of shit. What a great member of society. Should be exterminated. Would anyone really miss him. This is just what he has been caught doing. Takes a real coward to do this to a tiny kitten. WHAT A BIG MAN. I hope he ends up in the clink and Bubba finds him.

  6. bengalpuss29 says:

    Moodymagic, if bubba confronted this cunt, he would crap himself. He’s ok at bullying and killing little defenceless animals but when it comes to being a proper man he is a pussy. Proper men are like bulldoggy and steve-O, who stick up for the underdog and wouldn’t dream of hurting an animal and do whats right, like putting a bullet into this cunts head. I was gonna say only joking about that last bit, but come to think about it if anyone hurt charlie i reckon they’d be i gonner. Well anyone hurt my tyke and they are fucked. But cunts like this are cowards. I do hope he get put into the shovel(Jail english slang) And bubba and his buddies have a party for this fucker, by the time they were finished with him his arse would feel like he’d eaten 100 chicken Vindaloo(Hot curry) Don’t know if you get them in america or canada, if you do you’ll know what hundred vindaloo’s would do to your arse. Well im wishing it on this turd burglar.

    • bulldoggy says:

      Not a bullet bengalpuss but definitely a baseball bat to the head. Maybe a rusty knife to the ball sac. And Charlie might gnaw on a leg bone or two.

  7. dogwalker says:

    Animal abusers like this creature should be sent to prison for years so that they will think twice about harming any other animal or person. He makes me sick!

  8. Vajra says:

    Your days are numbered Jordan Lucas.Was it worth the Hell you will face?The spirit world knows who you are.Your karmic retribution is on the way.You will pay in spades.Remember as you scream,you brought it on yourself for the pain you caused those animals.We all pay in the end ,there is no escape.Burn………….

  9. bengalpuss says:

    Vajra, i too hope this kitten killing bastard burns for all eternity. I hope he goes to a place where he is clawed at by all the big cats, and has to endure this suffering day after day, week after week and year after year. Evil kitty killers like jordan lucas, deserve nothing but hell. As far as im concerned, there isn.t a punishment severe enough for this cowardly bastard. Because thats what he is, a coward. If a big man were to confront him, he’d probably shit himself, because he’s an evil, cowardly, pussy.

  10. Rick W says:

    We must go to the court house during the trial and a must during sentencing to show the criminal justice system that we need to have him to go to jail…. if no one shows up nothing will happen to i’m but a slap on the wrist like the dog that were killed in Whistler.

  11. bengalpuss says:

    Rick, don.t get me started on this piece of shit, the majority of people on this site, know how i feel about cruelty to animals, especially cats and kittens. If i lived in canada, believe me when i say “I’d be at that court house” I’d probably take a baseball bat with me also, and crack this bastards thick skull in with it. I wouldn’t be suprised if we read about this lump of shite in the future, having murdered someone, thats how serial killers start out, mutilating animals and committing arson. I too hope that people show up at court, and let this turd know, how people feel about him.

  12. WE says:

    Jordan Lucas

    if you survive your short stay in jail we advise that you don’t show your ugly cowardly face on any street in Canada because we will not forget you and we will show you what it is like to be a helpless victim exactly the way you asked to be shown.


  13. m says:

    He lives at 1100 marsden court birnaby in the basement , owns a bike which is usually parked outside . but beware , has cctv cameras !

    • Bengalpuss. says:

      M you are the sort of person we need to expose scumbags address all over the internet, the day will come and karma will be delivered.

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