John Corver


Crimes: Attempted Murder, Kidnapping, Assault, Attempted Arson, Animal Cruelty

John Corver of Bolton, Connecticut has women problems. It seems they keep wanting to leave him. Awwww. But the real problem is that John Corver won’t let them go. He apparently has one solution to stop his womenfolk from dumping him — murder. Fortunately, and no thanks to John Corver, he hasn’t succeeded in killing anyone, but he has done serious damage in his attempts.

Back on August 2, 2000, John Corver was upset that his girlfriend of 12 years was breaking up with him. And so, as she and her friend stood talking in the parking lot of the Marlborough Tavern, the nasty shitpile decided to teach her a lesson. He rammed his pickup truck into both women. His ex-girlfriend suffered a fractured pelvis and had to spend 11 days in hospital. Her friend suffered injuries to her back, torso and legs. It’s a lucky thing that neither was killed. I hope both women have fully recovered.

The hellbeast’s explanation in court was no explanation at all. “I’m not really sure what went on that night,” John Corver told the judge. “I love them dearly. They’re very important people in my life.”

That’s how he treats people he loves dearly? Apparently yes. Only I wouldn’t consider that love. That sounds more like ownership.

In January 2002, the murderous asshole John Corver was sentenced to only 4 1/2 years in prison. Damn.

In the time since he got out of prison, John Corver found himself a wife. I’ll call her TW (the wife) because I’m sure she doesn’t want to be associated with him in any way.

At 11 p.m. on April 23, 2014, John Corver picked up TW at the Bradley International Airport in Windsor Locks and began to drive home to Bolton. Unfortunately, the subject of their marital issues came up. The discussion grew very heated when TW talked about divorce, and she became very frightened. She tried to call for help with her cell phone but John Corver grabbed it and threw it out the window.

TW had every reason to be frightened. John Corver had a knife and he wasn’t afraid to use it. While driving he began slashing at her and the pug she was holding in her lap. Fortunately, a witness saw at least some of the stabbing and called State Police at 12:38 a.m. Patrol troopers began to search for the vehicle.

John Corver drove to the Nathan Hale Homestead in Coventry and pulled over to “talk”. He stabbed and slashed at his already critically injured wife and her dog some more. He then drove to Andover and stuffed a rag in the fuel tank of his vehicle. Fortunately for TW, the evil bastard didn’t have any matches or a lighter. He couldn’t burn her to death.

Frustrated, the f*ckturd got back in the car and aimed it at a tree on Skinner Road.

State Police got a call at 1:53 a.m. about the crash. They found TW in the passenger seat bleeding from several stab wounds. She was air lifted to Hartford Hospital.

John Corver was found with a broken arm and a cut to his forehead. He’d also poked at his belly with the knife, inflicting minor injuries. He was taken to Hartford Hospital too.

The poor, injured pug had taken off from the scene but was found the next day and taken to a vet for treatment for the stab wounds.

As soon as John Corver was released from hospital, he was arrested. The vicious would-be killer was initially charged with criminal attempt to commit murder, assault 1st degree, criminal mischief 3rd degree, threatening 2nd degree, and cruelty to animals.

John Corver was offered a plea agreement by the prosecution, but he turned it down. I guess he thought his version of events was compelling — that TW had “done him wrong”.

When John Corver, 53, went to trial in November 2015, he was facing 4 counts of attempted murder, 2 counts of 1st-degree assault and one count of 1st-degree kidnapping. What happened to the animal cruelty charge?

John Corver’s bullshit story was that his wife had emptied his bank accounts and, thanks to her, his truck was about to get repossessed. He was upset. He picked her up at the airport and wanted to talk about the money, but she ignored him and was texting and talking on her cell phone. That’s when he grabbed the phone and tossed it out the window.

The flaming asshole went on to testify that he’d stabbed the dog first and dropped the knife. She picked it up and stabbed him, so he took back the knife and stabbed her and the dog.

John Corver said that he was trying to drive to the hospital but TW grabbed the steering wheel and crashed them into a tree. Riiiight.

Fortunately, the bullshit story told by the hellbeast wasn’t believed by the judge. John Corver was convicted on November 25, 2015 of multiple counts of assault, kidnapping and attempted murder.

On February 12, 2016 the murderous maniac was sentenced to 38 years in prison. Good! I hope he serves every single day of that sentence. He’ll then be 91 years old when he’s released — hopefully too old to begin another relationship.

I hope TW has fully recovered and is getting on with her life. I also fervently hope that there will be no other victims after her.

WFSB News article – arrest
Courant News article – plea deal rejected
Courant News article – testimony
Fox 61 News article – conviction
Fox 61 News article – sentencing

6 Responses to John Corver

  1. DecentPeopleOnly says:

    Thankfully He Did Not Get to Do Actual Murder

    Creepy to Say the Least

  2. Moodymagic says:

    Good 38 years is a good start may John Corver rot in prison. Hope all the woman he encountered are doing well and leading great lives . Also I hope the poor pug is doing great as well

  3. bulldoggy says:

    I wonder if his wife knew what he’d done to his ex girlfriend and her friend. That’s why this site is important – assholes like this can be exposed.

  4. Bengalpuss says:

    I’m back, and i’ve some catching up to do, and it looks like i’m starting with this evil cunt. I’ll comment when i’ve read the article in full, but i’m already feeling murderous and thats with just a quick scan, i reckon i’m gonna be pissed after i’ve read the next 2 posts.

  5. Bengalpuss says:

    I bet he’s bashing his thick skull against a wall now wishing he took that plea deal? Stupid fuck he is if he thought the jury would buy his bullshit story. Seems misogynistic to me, if and when he does get released women should avoid this loser like they’d avoid the plague.

  6. DecentPeopleOnly says:

    4th of January Mark’s the Anniversary of Topsy the Elephant being
    Murdered by Electrocution at an so called Amusement Park at Coney Island
    New York State in 1903

    The Thugs who done this were and are Abominable

    Sadistic Scum wanted to Hang the Elephant

    What Happened is an Act of Evil which Needs to be Remembered as Such
    and Suffering of Topsy the Elephant Never Again

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