Christian Jorgen Fahnoe

Christian Fahnoe
Crime: Animal Cruelty

Warning: Disturbing Photo Below

As you likely have surmised, I am indeed a judgmental person. I don’t pretend to be otherwise. I get particularly judgmental when I’m writing about individuals who subject the most vulnerable among us — children, animals, the elderly and handicapped people — to needless pain and suffering. Christian Jorgen Fahnoe of James Island, South Carolina, is one of those individuals, so I’m going to get all judgmental on his pasty ass.

Christian Jorgen Fahnoe, 25, worked as a line chef at a downtown Charleston restaurant. I sure as hell hope he keeps his place of work clean because his home on Dills Bluff Road was beyond disgusting. His kitchen floor was covered completely in garbage, beer cans, beer bottles, a tire, and knives. How can anyone live like that, especially somebody who works with food?

There were also old bags of dog food, empty dog food cans, an empty food bowl and an empty water bowl. Those were for his 10-year-old bull mastiff, Miles Davis.

So where did Christian Jorgen Fahnoe keep his dog? Not where you’d expect a bull mastiff to be.

Miles Davis was kept in a bedroom closet. Not surprisingly, given the state of the kitchen, the closet was filled with garbage, dog feces and urine, and pieces of a torn-up dog bed.

That’s not healthy for a dog, you’re probably thinking, and you know what? You’d be right. I wouldn’t put a chihuahua in a closet, much less a mastiff!

I don’t know why Christian Jorgen Fahnoe decided to take his poor dog outside in March 2015, but thank gawd he did. He left Miles Davis on his front porch where, mercifully, the poor beast was spotted by a neighbour.

They say a picture’s worth a thousand words. The picture below of Miles Davis is worth at least 10,000, not all polite. I gotta warn you, it’s a very disturbing photo of a dog in a deplorable condition. It made me cry. If you’re an animal lover like me you’ll probably cry too. I wouldn’t show it except it says everything we need to know about the hellbeast, Christian Jorgen Fahnoe.

Before I go any further, I shall reassure you readers that the dog lived.

Miles Davis the dog

The neighbour who’d spotted Miles Davis called Charleston police right away. When they arrived, well, you can see what they saw. The poor creature was severely emaciated and dehydrated. He was 75 pounds underweight. He lacked muscle tone in his legs. He was covered with mange on his face, his legs, his back and his sides. He had open wounds on his stomach and rear legs.

Life for Miles Davis must have been hell, trapped in a closet with no food, no water, no sunlight, no love, only pain and loneliness.

I don’t know what Christian Jorgen Fahnoe planned for his dog. He’d had Miles Davis for 10 years, and there’s no way he didn’t know he should feed, clean, and exercise the dog at the very least. The nasty, filthy bastard merely chose to leave the dog to suffer and starve.

The dog was handed over to the Charleston Animal Society. Within a month he gained 23 pounds. Hundreds of people so far have offered to adopt the rescued mastiff, so hopefully he’ll live out his life with the love and care he deserves.

Miles Davis the dogThe photo here is the “after” photo, although he’s still far from being 100% fit. It’s amazing what good food, water, medical treatment and loving care can do for an animal. The good people at the Charleston Animal Society brought Miles Davis back from the brink. BTW, they have a medical fund that people can donate to, as well as other dogs up for adoption.

Christian Jorgen Fahnoe was arrested on March 25, 2015, and charged with cruelty to animals. On April 28, 2015, he was convicted of misdemeanor animal neglect in Charleston Municipal Court.

So what kind of penalty is given to individuals like this who make animals suffer horribly in Charleston? Well, IMO, they get pitifully lenient sentences.

Christian Jorgen Fahnoe was sentenced to 30 days in jail — suspended. He has 6 months to pay a $500 fine and reimburse the Charleston Animal Society the sum of $1530.

Why is there not a lifetime ban on owning animals? I’d hate to think how Christian Jorgen Fahnoe would treat his next pet/victim.

So please, people of James Island, do not ever give or sell an animal to Christian Jorgen Fahnoe. Do not ever even let him pet sit for you. I wouldn’t trust him with a pet rock! And I don’t think I’d trust him to prepare a meal for me, knowing how filthy his home is. Ewwww.

ABC News 4 article – charges
Post and Courier article – arrest
Counton2.com article – convicted

13 Responses to Christian Jorgen Fahnoe

  1. awesomeblossom says:

    Somebody needs to beat his ass, repeatedly.

  2. 2cute says:

    That poor doggie! OMG I feel so bad for him! I am glad his ordeal is over and the angels at the Charleston Animal Society are making him better. I hope he gets a happy, lovely family after all this and can forget the monster who owned him before.

  3. moodymagic says:

    This poor poor Pooch. Glad to see he is on the mend. Fahnoe should be beaten and starved and shut in a box

  4. 2cute says:

    That picture made me cry, seeing how that poor dog suffered. Christian Fahnoe should be strung up by his thumbs.

  5. Bengalpuss says:

    What kind of evil bastard would do that to a poor animal? I can’t wrap my head around how somebody can starve a pet and live life like nothing is wrong. If my kitty’s don’t have food in their bowls, i feel bad, plus they don’t eat cat food, they eat better than me. The sentence that this cunt was given is a joke, at the very least he should’ve been banned from keeping animals for lie. No wonder people don’t take animal cruelty serious with pathetic sentences like this being dished out. He should’ve also been made to pay for the dogs up keep until he can be found his forever home. Thank god somebody saw this poor pooch otherwise he’d probably be dead now having suffered terribly. Lets hope one day this evil cunt has to starve so he’ll have an idea what he put this poor dog through, and thank god he’s getting better.

  6. bulldoggy says:

    I look at that first photo of the dog and I seriously want to do Fahnoe some damage. I really hope that everyone who considers himself Fahnoe’s friend takes a good look at that photo and understands just what kind of asshole turdeater they are associating with.

    • Miriam says:

      I too would like to do him some severe damage.
      And believe me, I would. The only reason he
      should live is so someone could lock him in a
      room, no toilet, no sunshine, a half cup of water
      every other day and a slice of bread every other
      day, throw some fleas and mange on him, and
      every once in a while someone goes in and beats
      the shit out of him. Is there anyway we could
      plaster his face along side of Miles and distribute
      all over the place? The SOB should go ahead
      and hang himself, preferently by his nuts .

  7. Rhonda says:

    How could this possibly not be, not only just a felony but a serious one at that? People need to be indignant and outraged enough to work to change laws in the places they live that don’t punish offenders severely enough for this type of appallingly brutal and shockingly sadistic criminal conduct.

  8. Stacey says:

    WHAT THE FUCK???? A FUKIN 500 DOLLAR FINE FOR THE TORMENT THIS POOR ANIMAL SUFFERED! I’M BAWLING! THIS POOR BABY SUFFERED SO MANY YEARS OF TORTURE. I SURE HOPE THAT WHOMEVER HAS THE ABSOLUTE JOY OF HAVING HIM IN THEIR FAMILY DOES EVERYTHING TO MAKE THE LAST FEW YEARS OF HIS LIFE MAGNIFICENT. PLEASE LET ME STUMBLE ACROSS THIS PIECE OF SHIT IN A FUCKIN ALLEY. I AM NOT A VIOLENT PERSON BUT I WOULD HIT HIM WITH MY CAR AND BEAT HIS SKULL IN WITH A TIRE IRON UNTIL HE STOPPED MOVING

  9. DecentPeopleOnly says:

    A Very Sick Age these ” Modern Times ”

    Such Obnoxious Cruelty to Animals

  10. blinkingblythe says:

    He needs to be superlocked in prison

  11. riley says:

    he needed more time then 30 days in jail

    • Bengalpuss says:

      Agreed, that sentence was pathetic, no wonder that ppl who abuse animals continue to do so because they know that they’ll only get a slap on the wrist.

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