Alan Robert Johnson & Jennifer Sparks

Alan Johnson and Jennifer Sparks

Photo courtesy of LEE COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE

Crimes: Child Pornography, Pedophiles

Alan Robert Johnson and Jennifer Sparks are too stupid for their own good and too evil for anyone else’s good. I am pleased to report that these two Florida f*cktardian pedophiles are behind bars now, and will stay there for a long, long time.

Alan Johnson and Jennifer Sparks probably sh*t bricks when they lost their cell phone in June 2012. They probably hoped and prayed that it would never be found and its contents examined. See, they’d used that phone to produce child pornography. They had images and videos on it I’m sure they didn’t intend for law enforcement to see.

Too bad for Alan Johnson and Jennifer Sparks their phone was found in a shopping cart at a Walmart in Lee County. The person who found it rightly turned it over to Lee County Sheriff’s Office. A detective with the Sexual Predator Unit recognized the phone number as Alan Johnson’s. How? Because Alan Johnson was already a listed sexual offender.

Oh, yeah, this wasn’t Alan Johnson’s first go at child porn. In 2003 he pled guilty to 2 federal child porn charges and was sentenced to 70 months in prison. I guess he didn’t really learn from that experience.

The Lee County Sheriff’s Office assisted the FBI’s Child Exploitation Task Force in investigating the case. The videos on the phone showed Alan Johnson and a woman sexually molesting a little girl, and it was paramount that the victim be found and rescued from her plight.

The female abuser on the videos was Alan Johnson’s girlfriend, Jennifer Sparks. The two of them shared a house and ran a website business together selling sex toys.

At the end of June 2012 police executed a search warrant for the house. They discovered plenty of evidence of the production of child porn. Several cell phones and thumb drives, a Micro SD card, a laptop and a Fuji FinePix camera were all found to contain child porn. Much of it featured the same little girl.

Through great detective work the 4-year-old victim was found and handed over to the Florida Department of Children and Families. Kudos to the investigators!

The girl’s mother was from Tampa. In May 2013 Alan Johnson and Jennifer Sparks had somehow convinced the mother to let them keep her girl for a while. The evil hellbeasts kept their victim for 6 months, forcing her to participate in the production of hundreds of images and videos.

The fact that the mother handed over her vulnerable little girl to this pair of nasty pervs makes me want to scream. If she didn’t know they were pedophiles she could easily have found out — Alan Johnson was a registered sex offender after all!

I don’t know about you but I’m thinking registered sex offenders should have their status emblazoned in a tattoo on their foreheads. When I’m Empress for the day I’ll make that happen. Hell, when I’m Empress for the day I’ll make a lot of things happen to pedophiles, rapists, abusers, etc. so it’s probably a good thing I’ll never get the chance.

I am so glad the 4-year-old victim wasn’t handed back to her mother. I hope the little darling is surrounded by people who love her and offer her all the support she needs to live a happy life.

Police arrested the sick, evil pair of pedophiles in July, 2012. On January 27, 2014 Alan Robert Johnson, 35, and Jennifer Sparks, 39, pled guilty in federal court to production of child pornography.

Jennifer Sparks’ attorney, Burt Stutchin, said Alan Johnson had coerced his client into participating in the crimes. Mr. Stutchin said, “She is borderline mentally retarded.” He also revealed she herself had been sexually abused as a child.

Alan Johnson’s attorney in turn pointed at Jennifer Sparks as being the instigator.

Whatever. Both of them were guilty of sexually abusing that helpless little girl for a prolonged period of time.

Alan POS pedo Johnson and Jennifer the sick bitch Sparks apologized in court. Alan Johnson even cried.

On May 5, 2014 Alan Johnson was sentenced to 50 years in federal prison. Jennifer Sparks was sentenced to 30 years. The judge told her, “You of all people should have known better.”

I’m pleased to say that that wasn’t the end of the pedo pair’s legal woes. Alan Johnson and Jennifer Sparks were also charged by the State Attorney’s Office.

In April 2014, Alan Johnson pled guilty to 3 counts of lewd and lascivious molestation. By doing so, the pedo hellbeast didn’t have to face a sexual capital battery charge that carries a life sentence.

Alan Johnson and Jennifer SparksAlan Johnson and Jennifer Sparks were both sentenced to 30 years which will be served concurrently with their federal sentences.

Jennifer Sparks will now have to register as a sex predator. Both of these evil f*ckwads have been ordered to have no contact with the victim.

I wish I could figure out how monsters like these find each other. Knowing that might make it easier for normal folks to spot them too. That’s why I think the forehead tattoos are a good idea. Too bad that’ll never happen.

Long may Alan Johnson and Jennifer Sparks fester, stew and rot in prison. May they be miserable every single day.

Wink News article
FBI Press Release
CBS News article
NewsPress.com article

6 Responses to Alan Robert Johnson & Jennifer Sparks

  1. cleo says:

    There were some great comments here before the big crash, and I’d love to have them resubmitted. I really, really hope there won’t be any more “glitches”. I’ve told that IT guy to keep his paws off so there shouldn’t be. Thanks everyone for your patience.

  2. bulldoggy says:

    What a butt ugly pair. I wish there was brain bleach for the little girl so she would have no memories of what these evil creatures did to her.

  3. 2cute says:

    The victim’s mother should have faced charges too. How on earth could she have handed her child over to these two?

    • BENGALPUSS says:

      2Cute, your right, why wasn’t that child’s mother prosecuted? lets be right, you don’t hand your children over to someone for the hell of it, and to a set of beasts as well!!! thank god they lost their phone, otherwise that poor child would still be suffering, god i hate nonces and people called clint.

      • momof3canada says:

        Exactly !!!!! I thinks momma sold the girl… was wasnt she looked into… ughhh makes me mad. I need money ( house in bad shape) but id never stoop that low….. its sad she was given back to her mom

  4. AngryLittleMexican says:

    In all seriousness, I totally buy the mentally retarded thing. That and her cookie monster eyes make me wanna barf so you know this asshat bf was looking for a stupid down-for-whatever gf to make him look all nice and loving so he’d be seen as unassuming and normal. UGH.

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